I’m not going to be able to get to my computer for a couple days, because I’m going to a…
ConnectiKHAAAAN! I’m gonna take a million pictures of the loot and the costumes and the hopefully nice and not-at-all obese girls in those costumes. See you there!
“The tax which will be paid for [the] purpose [of education] is not more than the thousandth part of what will be paid to kings, priests and nobles who will rise up among us if we leave the people in ignorance.”
- Thomas Jefferson 1786.
An Ewok for the 4th of July. Ewoks are a lot like the first Americans, I think. They’re superstitious, friendly, they can be bribed with food, they hate the Empire, they think God told them to fight, and most people seem to dislike them for some reason. They’re also brave and bloodthirsty, and they never stop trying to kill something that’s stomping all over them.